// I just came back from camp//

which is like this bizarre place where they house oil rig workers for month long stints. I was one of two women there. Apparently every time I went to the toaster in the morning, everyone’s eyes were glued to my ass. How’s that for uncomfortable? But it’s ok because I brought home 33 packages of single serving cheese wiz, 13 juice boxes and 4 cheery danishes.